Confessions of a Boat Trader

Stories and insights from the hidden side of the marine industry

Steve Frankland and his team buy and sell boats across Europe and have seen the strange, funny and surprising realities behind the boating world.  If you are a yacht club, event organiser, or conference host looking for an engaging speaker, we would be delighted to hear from you.

Confessions of a Boat Trader

Stories and insights from the hidden side of the marine industry

Steve Frankland and his team buy and sell boats across Europe and have seen the strange, funny and surprising realities behind the boating world

Margins, Mistakes and Marine Reality: The Business of Boats, Without the Brochure

Steve speaks about the boat trade as it really is — the opportunities, the margins, the mistakes, and the expensive lessons that tend to arrive just after you think you have done a great deal.

His talks lift the lid on the commercial reality of the marine world: how good deals are found, how bad ones happen, where profit disappears, and why experience matters far more than enthusiasm. He explores risk, negotiation, hidden costs, seller psychology, buyer behaviour, and the constant challenge of making sensible decisions in a market full of optimism, emotion, and very expensive surprises.

These are not dry, theory-led talks. They are light-hearted, story-driven, and built on lived experience — real deals, near misses, bad buys, good wins, and the kind of lessons that only come from operating in a business where one mistake can wipe out the profit from several successful transactions.

For audiences who want an honest, entertaining look behind the glossy brochure version of the marine trade, Steve brings practical insight, sharp humour, and plenty of stories they will actually remember.

If you are a yacht club, event organiser, or conference host looking for an engaging speaker, We would be delighted to hear from you.

Yacht Clubs

light-hearted, story-led talks on the real business of boats — buying, selling, valuing, risk, margin, and the expensive lessons hidden behind seemingly good deals. It’s an entertaining and honest look at the marine world that yacht club audiences will recognise, enjoy, and remember.

Marine Events and Boat Shows

For marine events, I speak about the boat business as it really is — the opportunities, the risks, the margins, the mistakes, and the lessons that only come from doing real deals in the real world. My talks are practical, funny, and full of lived experience, offering audiences a refreshing mix of insight, honesty, and stories they will still be talking about afterwards.

Entrepreneur Events and Conferences

For entrepreneur events, I bring a refreshingly honest talk about business in the real world — opportunity, risk, negotiation, resilience, margins, bad decisions, and the lessons that come from actually doing deals. Using the boat trade as a backdrop, I share practical insights and entertaining stories that translate far beyond the marine world and resonate with anyone building, buying, selling, or growing a business.